I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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