Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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