Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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