Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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