also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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