He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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