There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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