i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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