I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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