Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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