i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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