Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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