You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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