woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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