Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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i drank out of a bidet.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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