She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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