There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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