So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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