I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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