what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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