yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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