why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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