his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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