No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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