When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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