Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I will be naked everywhere
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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