we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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