Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
areolas are like halos for boobs.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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