im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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