i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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