I like to think it a success when the cops are called
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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