By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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