I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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