real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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