I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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