Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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