Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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