Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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