I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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