dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If I die, sorry about rent.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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