So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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