I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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