I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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