sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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