2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Randomize
