Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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