break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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