AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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