Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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