Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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