I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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