I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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