Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
