There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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