Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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