porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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